Lola: "I have a big crush on K." (K. is a friend and co-worker of Ryan.)
Ryan: "Oh, do you?"
Lola: "What's a crush?"
Ryan: "It's when you have romantic feelings for someone whom you want to kiss."
Lola: "Okay." Evidently that is what she meant.
K. explained to Lola how they could just be very good friends since he was not only married but a lot older as well. And then we talked a little about etiquette. About how it's not polite to hit on married people.
Also, don't fart.