My child is a constant source of amusement these days. Here are a few more Lola Classics for you...
As I sit on the toilet, asking her to please close the door:
"So no-one can see your big butt?"
On her new found love for speech therapy:
"Do you want to play speech with me?"
In the water, with a big fat grin on her face:
"I don't want to drown (i.e. her head under water), I'm gonna die!"
"Mom, I told you, I always come back."
Pointing at my forehead:
"If a mosquito bites you there, you let me know. I will smack him for you."
She made cute little cards for friends and family, so I asked her if she had any ideas for Christmas cards (wanting to stay ahead of the game):
"Yes. Let's send them to everybody..."
At randon moments:
"Man, oh man..."
When we are playing 'Hide & Seek':
"I am going to hide in the bathroom and you have to find me."